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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
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Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
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Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme,
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
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Playful:
If you love someone, set her free.
*If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again.
Repeat *
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• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their
love was never yours to begin with..."
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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