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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

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Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

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"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

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