• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....

Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!

How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.

Animal Rights activist: If you love someone, set her free In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Military do it on command!

What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!