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• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

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May I have the last dance? You've just had it.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Military do it on command!

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

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