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A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

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If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

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Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

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I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone.

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The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Bankers do it with interest

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