When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

MAN.ZIP: Funny program. Expect a laugh when unzipped.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *

What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"