What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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"You call it madness, but I call it love."
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
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I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.
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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
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A true luv is there and always on ur mind
A true luv is never unkind.
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• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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