Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.
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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.
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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in
my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Chess players check their mates
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A True Luv
A true luve is something to know and feel
A true luv is never unreal.
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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
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