Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Landlords do it the 1st of every month

I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

Over possessive person: If you love somebody, Never set her free

Suspicious: If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back. Ask her why

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."