What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.

A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.