If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

☻FRIENDSHIP TEST... thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...