• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
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A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
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