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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
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"My father always used to say that when
you die, if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life."
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.
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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge
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You're sweeter than glucose.
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Pessimist :
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
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love: when intercourse is called making love.
lust: all other times.
marriage: what's intercourse?
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