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# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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