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Why it's better to be a Woman! If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Military do it on command!

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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

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"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."

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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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