HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says "Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading the output on the screen he says, "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime...."

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."