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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.
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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.
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• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Mountain climbers like to be on top
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• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Frank Sinatra does it his way
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.
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A complex system that doesn't work is
invariably found to have evolved from a
simpler system that worked just fine.
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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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