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Hey, baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. or Stop.

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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

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• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

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• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

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A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

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