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Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

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A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about A true luv is never something to doubt.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.

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