I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.

Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.