Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

May I have the last dance? You've just had it.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.