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For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

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• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

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Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.

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• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

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# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Chess players check their mates

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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

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# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

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