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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

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• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

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"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"

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A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

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