• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge
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C++ Programmer:
If {you love(m_she)}
{m_she.free}( );
}
else
{
if m_she = = null}
m_she = new .she};
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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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