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You're sweeter than glucose.
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Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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A true luv is patient and understanding
A true luv is never demanding.
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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Travel agents do it in lots of different places
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
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• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai
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