I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers

Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."