If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

Does your name begin with: K You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving , often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.