# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...