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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

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"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

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