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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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When computing, whatever happens,
behave as though you meant it to happen.
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"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Detectives do it under cover
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.
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The third student to try it was the engineering student, who
responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's
see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is
..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...
Well, it does seem right.
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
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