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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship.
She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.
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A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells.
"See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.
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I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."
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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
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A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.
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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
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