Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.

7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.