# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Hey, baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. or Stop.

• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

FRIENDS 4 LIFE Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.