Does your name begin with: S For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private and sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game. You take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving, often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

"Blushing is the color of virtue."

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.