You're sweeter than glucose.
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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What?
Ur eyes, sir !
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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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