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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

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Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

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A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her. a really stupid one tries to prove it.

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Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.

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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge

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"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."

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Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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