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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

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ä Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Military do it on command!

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

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Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.

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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

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