"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
|
| Refer this � |
Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them
|
| Refer this � |
HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers
|
| Refer this � |
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
|
| Refer this � |
"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
|
| Refer this � |
"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."
|
| Refer this � |
Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
|
| Refer this � |
Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
|
| Refer this � |
Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.'
Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'
|
| Refer this � |
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
|
| Refer this � |
# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
|
| Refer this � |