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"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

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Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

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Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

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Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.

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