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Why it's better to be a Woman!
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!
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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'
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