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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
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"My father always used to say that when
you die, if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life."
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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.
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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
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love: when intercourse is called making love.
lust: all other times.
marriage: what's intercourse?
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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Garbagemen come twice a week
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MAN.ZIP: Funny program.
Expect a laugh when unzipped.
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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
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