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Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare,
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
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Men are like horoscopes....
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Travel agents do it in lots of different places
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An MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously
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"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."
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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha.....
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha .....
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....
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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!
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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"
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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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