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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love
might be blind but your neighbours not!
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
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Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
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"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
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"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend."
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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.
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