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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

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"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

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"Blushing is the color of virtue."

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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!

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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

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Ä Why a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....

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An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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