If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

☻FRIENDSHIP TEST... thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Ambulance drivers come quicker

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."