Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."