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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.

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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gas attendants pump all day

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gas attendants pump all day

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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

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Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

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