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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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MAN.ZIP: Funny program. Expect a laugh when unzipped.

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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

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"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

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