# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."
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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."
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COMPARE
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
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