# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

ä Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

"Don't forget to love yourself."