"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.