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A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.

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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

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• If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com

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