Men are like horoscopes....
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic
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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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Does your name begin with: B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
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