"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.

A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.