# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

Pessimist : If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *

My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!