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If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

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You're sweeter than glucose.

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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

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