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ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in
my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."
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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"
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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward
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