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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
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May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.
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3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?
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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky
would be in the palm of my hand."
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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky
would be in the palm of my hand."
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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."
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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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