• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about A true luv is never something to doubt.

Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

Door se dekha to sher tha..... Door se dekha to sher tha..... Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.