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C++ Programmer:
If {you love(m_she)}
{m_she.free}( );
}
else
{
if m_she = = null}
m_she = new .she};
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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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Lawyer:
If you love someone set her free
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment
of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.
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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
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A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her.
a really stupid one tries to prove it.
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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
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"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"
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