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I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

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Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Sex has no calories.

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A true luv is there and always on ur mind A true luv is never unkind.

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