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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.
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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
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• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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Playful:
If you love someone, set her free.
*If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again.
Repeat *
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ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
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