5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Mountain climbers like to be on top
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.
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