MAN.ZIP: Funny program. Expect a laugh when unzipped.

Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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